vanehwasreal:

whodatmeeem:

danielhowellphillester:

vanehwasreal:

friends: oh no! it’s raining, we can’t go out! this sucks!!

me:

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This is such a disturbing picture

I’m gonna cosplay it

please do.

(via ivyxaur)

primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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(via step-on-a-lego-and-cry)


DC:  Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel:  YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC:  We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel:  HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC:  The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel:  DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC:  After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel:  PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC:  We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel:  NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC:  We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel:  NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC:  We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel:  FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC:  Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel:  NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC:  Wait-
Marvel:  NEW FEMALE THOR
DC:  I didn't-
Marvel:  NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel:  TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel:  PEACE
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